Yesterday, I went into my son’s bedroom to get him out of the crib and the funk from the room just hit me in the face! It was stifling. I immediately knew that it was diaper changing time.
As I made the slow, stinky creep to his crib, the funk got worse and worse. As I glanced at him, to grab him out of the funk, I saw that he didn’t need me to change his diaper…he didn’t even have one on!
With nothing but the wind between his butt and the world, my son, after having what was a world record breaking bowel movement, took his own diaper off – no doubt as a favor for the dad he loves so much. Sitting next to my son, all over his covers, was THE WORST, FOULEST, STINKIEST mess you have ever seen.
I then asked my 20 month old son, in retrospect, what I think was the dumbest question I have ever uttered…
Looking right at his bare butt and the mound of brown fecal matter, I asked him angrily, "Son, is that Boo-Boo in your bed?" In his sweet voice, he said "I boo-boo" and my Sunday morning adventure began!
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HILARIOUS!!! Maybe it potty training time. He may be ready for the toilet since he has turned his bed into one. Great way to start a Sunday… :-)
Dion,
I think you’re right man! We’ll start potty-training in the next few months for sure.
-Shaun & Crew
Sounds like another exciting day with the King Team!
Maybe you guys should do a reality show like “Run’s House” and call it “A Day in the Life of The King Team” or something (lol).
Antwon,
Funny man.
Sorry we missed you again yesterday! My phone doesn’t work so well inside of the church. We have to connect soon bruh!
-Shaun & Crew
Indeed.
We can try again next Sunday.