This morning I was watching the news and saw the dumbest thing. When I find a link, I will post it, but a simple google search tells me that people are "seeing" Jesus everywhere.
A woman, this morning, swore the collection of dirt (presumably from her nasty butt) in the bottom of her shower is Jesus. This is ridiculous to me for a few reasons…
1. We don’t really even know what Jesus looked like and I am sure he doesn’t look like the dirt from your arse.
2. How do I know you didn’t put your finger in your nasty shower dirt and draw that yourself?
Here’s the point – people are looking for Jesus. While one man insists his Corn Flake was the face of Jesus, another man a potato chip, one dude his chest x-ray, this crazy woman says it’s the dirt in her nasty bath tub – I am not trying to step on someone’s cornflake by saying that Jesus couldn’t appear in your cereal, because I guess He could, but I can think of about 1003 places off of the top of my head where you can meet Jesus face to face that won’t keep you from washing the filth out of your tub. Start here.